Khairul Talks

McDonald’s Salt

Posted by: Khairul on: December 22, 2009

Okay I might have gotten sixth percentile for Chemistry, but I still don’t think this combo is going to be good.

I mean, how the fuck did Sodium, Silicon and Aluminium get into my McDonald’s salt?

My Miserable Life

Posted by: Khairul on: December 18, 2009

Message from Warren Tay, 18Dec2009, 7:51PM

“Tomorrow meet in school at 8. We still owe Mr Khoo a 4km run. Bring boots if you wanna kick ball after that.”

WTF? It’s a Saturday!!!

An Unproductive Day

Posted by: Khairul on: December 15, 2009

Today was one of the most unproductive days I’ve ever gone through.

Morning training was bad. Like really. Okay I didn’t start it off well by coming, let’s see… 40 minutes late but even then it became really really bad. We started off with some light PT, but then you see, I was late with this guy called Geraint so we went to run together. 2 rounds was supposed to be for warm up, and then 3 rounds to be done under 5 minutes.

So we jogged and then ran. Since we were together, I ran with Geraint’s pace and it was like freaking fast. WTF. After the whole shitty run, I got to know that we ran the first 2 rounds in 2 mins +. Double WTF. After everything I was shagged. Like really really tired. I should have eaten breakfast before coming for training really.

I was exhausted, to the point where, you know, like when all the glucose in your bloodstream is sucked out dry. And like the insulin is like taking damn long to convert glycogen to glucose. Or is it glucagon? Hmm never mind, Bio was never my forte. Yeah that feeling sucks, and it continued throughout the morning =X

So throughout the morning I was so tired I could have slept right there on the field. Even coach caught me stoning when I was supposed to get into this passing drill. And then he shouted, “Khai, stop dreaming!” Yeah he only calls me khai.

And that was pretty bad. At 10, I excused myself early because I had to prepare the noticeboard with the other Lignum HAT peeps, and I quickly rushed home and came back school. Did lots of stuff with Jeren and Nurul, then we went to Coro to print some stuff and then to Serene to eat lunch.

Lunch was fun. Because I had this bright idea to go eat Japanese Oishi Pizza as I was really super hungry. We then proceeded to demolish 2 medium sized pizzas, uhh the 12 inch one. Hmm is it the 12 inch radius or diameter? Or is it circumference? Hmm.

Surprise Surprise! After doing all the Lignum stuff which didn’t go down too well, I went for the supposed soccer training, which to my surprise turned out to be a Senior’s Farewell thingy. And we ate pizza again. OMG. I felt like I’m gaining weight. Haha coupled with my lousy training this morning, eating lots of pizza twice isn’t a really good idea. But I did. Hehh.

After which we played some games, and then a speech by Mr Khoo, the current Teacher-in-Charge of Soccer which was umm pretty boring if you ask me. Then we went back home. LOL.

Something Interesting

Posted by: Khairul on: December 13, 2009

I’m blogging very inconsistently now. GradNight sort of screwed up my sleeping cycles, and right now I’m down with fever =( It sucks, considering I still have loads of Lignum Orientation preparations and trainings to attend as well. Oh gosh, I swear if I had menstruation it would be pretty irregular too. And on a sidenote, yes, GradNight rocked!

I want you people to take a good look at these three idiots here. Okay they aren’t really idiots, they are Churchill, Truman and Stalin, from the left. You might wonder, what’s so interesting about this?

You see, in this Potsdam Conference (sucky name, I know), Truman and Stalin were already in a terse diplomatic relationship. If you look closely, you would notice that the two great leaders on the left are sitting closer to each other than to Stalin. Even their freaking arms are like touching while like Stalin is miles apart from President of United States. Coincidence? I think not.

Because they’re both Allies see? Both the leaders of Britain and USA were not so keen with cooperating with Stalin, and you can understand why. As for Truman and Stalin, both the supreme heads of USA and Russia were already suspicious of each other during WW2.

At this conference lots of major things happened. You see, at this point of time, USA had just tested out their first atomic bomb, and this seriously screwed things up for Stalin. Okay, imagine you’re arguing with your brother on who get’s to use the computer. All’s well until suddenly, your brother starts jumping around waving a handgun in the air and testing it out on a few unlucky Japanese people!

SCARY!!!

If I were Stalin I’d be pissing in my pants, in addition to shitting in it. You might think that’s uncalled for, but you’d be defecating in your pants as well, if you run the risk of losing 120 000 Russians in one go.

So you see, that’s what prompted Stalin to walk out of the conference, and what we do know, is that he got in touch with the supervising director of the Soviet atomic bomb project, and asked for progress to be accelerated. In a way it’s justified from the point of view of Stalin for his reaction. To the USAians, the atomic bomb was like an insurance, a “can’t touch me” thing, and the Soviets certainly didn’t like that one bit. And the rest is just history.

Busy

Posted by: Khairul on: December 2, 2009

Soccer.

Council.

Holiday Homework.

Don’t mix well together.